Have you finally orgasmed yet?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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