This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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