He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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