So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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