Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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