it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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