belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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