The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
plz talk dirty to me
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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