I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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