On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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