I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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