angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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