3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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