I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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