the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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