I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
bring money and cleavage
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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