Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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