Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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