You're completely useless in the revolution.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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