You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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