all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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