i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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