I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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