:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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