glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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