I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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