I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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