Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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