What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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