There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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