YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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