just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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