I feel like I'm in dance class right now
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I love having hate sex.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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