i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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