i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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