ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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