whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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