God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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