We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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