my phone cant type all the emotion im having
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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