My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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