i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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