There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
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Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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