I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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