so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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