you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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