it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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