its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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