About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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