Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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